You Were In My Dream Last Night

A piece I wrote for PERJUS Issue #2. 

“You were in my dream last nite. It was a crazy dream.
I went downstairs to do laundry. You came into
The laundry room. You were wearing jeans and a
sweatshirt. I made a random comment as to how you
looked nice. Again, this is all a dream and I think it’s
funny. You looked at me and asked why I was wearing
pants and said you liked looking at my legs. Again,
This is a dream. You’re gonna hate me, so you took
my pants off, my keys included and rand away, and I
couldn’t get back into my house. Random dream.

And it’s not even sexual, not at all, just a crazy dream.
Told my roommate about it, too.”